we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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