We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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