my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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