i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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