I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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