She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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