How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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