I'm jealous of your bromance
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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