I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
now i know why i became what i already was.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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