So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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