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i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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