Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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