awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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