worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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