Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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