whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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