Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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