Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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