They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
