Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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