Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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