That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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