JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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