i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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