i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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