So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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