I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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