ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Randomize