I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He did a backflip because drugs
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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