Well douche your snatch and let's go!
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
wow bdsm is so cute
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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