how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
The convent might be a nice break from real life
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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