I bet he comes in French.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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