did you get engaged???
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I need a beard to bite.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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