Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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