So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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