happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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