He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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