we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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