i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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