OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.