She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
19 Teachers Share the Funniest Items Brought to “Show and Tell”
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
23 Concerns People Have When They’re About To Have Sex With Someone New
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake