p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work