she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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