So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
Randomize