So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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