Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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