i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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