You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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