Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
