i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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