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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I could make wine with my vomit
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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