i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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