Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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