guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
My cat gives me a boner
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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