I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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