i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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