Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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