glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
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